For a long while now, I’ve been teasing you with fanciful notions of my new novel. Well, today I’m not going to tell you about it (*wah*wah*wahhhhh* – sad trumpet sound). Instead, I’m going to tell you that I’ll tell you about it next week.
The book is done. Complete. It’s also been edited and is sharp, sharp, sharp! What I’m doing right now is converting it to Kindle and ePub formats…or trying to at least. You can’t just write something in Word and pop it into a Kindle. You have to run it through a converter, and it’s kind of like taking your all-time favorite song, putting it through a woodchipper, and having it come out sounding like it was played by a kazoo orchestra. So…it kinda needs some work to make it look perfect (despite the fact that it looked perfect in Word). It’s a lot of annoying, time-consuming formatting work, but soon it’ll be done, and soon it will be beautiful (or, not wonky).
The big news is: Things Are Happening. Next week, I’ll announce the book. Next month, I’ll release it!
What I’m listening to: Mono Puff – The Devil Went Down To Newport